01 April 2008

Dear Pat Symcox,

If you sue Nimbus and drag the BCCI to court as well, I will forget the fact that I have hated you for ten years. If you win, I will get a life-size cutout made of you, and sleep with it. That's at night. During the day, that cutout will be in the special Symcox-pooja room, with your recorded whiny voice playing, till it is time for me to go to sleep again.
Excited,
SOCF

5 comments:

Soulberry said...

If you win, I will get a life-size cutout made of you, and sleep with it.

John...?

John said...

I am distressed Soulberry, at all that is being done to prevent people from freely offering their services.

Jrod said...

No need to get one made up, just borrow mine.

John said...

Only if you give me your Bill Lawry cutout as well.

Jrod said...

Done.