18 July 2011

Counter-Jinxism

The English Press are going bananas over Tendulkar, ejaculating all over their article space in his honour.

But they don’t fool me. It is obviously a well thought out conspiracy to jinx his tour. Unbeknownst to them, I have been working hard to counter their evil plans. For every laudatory, aggrandizing article of theirs, I have been writing posts on what a shitty batsman he is, how he is a stat-whore and never wins any matches for India.

Since I live in India, and have no desire to be lynched by crazy Tendulkar fans who don’t understand the purpose of these posts, they shall remain unpublished.

The English Press can’t even be sure if I wrote them at all, leaving their counter-counter-jinxing plans in disarray.

Hah!

2 comments:

box_blog said...

It is hard to understand such a mind of your's. Are you really supporting Sachin or are u against.

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