05 August 2011

What is Stuart Broad saying?

This has been troubling me for some time. According to cricinfo, Broad said: “I actually had a cheeky feel of his edge when the ball went past, but there's no Vaseline or anything on there.”

This has pissed off some, who feel that it is thoroughly inappropriate behavior to be doing such things. Others of slightly more fundamentalist leaning have raged at Broad having the gumption to doubt Laxman’s unquestionably virginal morality.

I on the other hand, am thoroughly confused. What exactly is Broad trying to say?

a) That he has the ability to feel what the ball feels and therefore felt the edge of the bat as it went past and concluded there was no Vaseline on it;

b) That he went up to Laxman after the ball went past and asked him (cheekily) whether he could stroke/lick his bat. Laxman said yes, and such stroking/licking yielded no Vaseline;

c) That he went up Laxman after the ball went past and pretended to be asking him out on a date while surreptitiously stroking his bat, only to find no Vaseline on it;

or

d) That he went up to Laxman after the ball went past, grabbed his bat and rammed it up his ass cheeks. It hurt like hell and he concluded that there was no Vaseline on its edges.

Will someone please help?

16 comments:

Raja said...

He is saying that you are gone mad..

Anonymous said...

Raja is spot on

Anonymous said...

don't worry... none of the english cricketers make any sense when they talk - they have smiling/laughing expressions on their faces and tones of voice but they simply dont get intelligible and sensible when they talk - they dont get educated i guess... ian botham was like that...same goes for ian bell... so dont bother really...
after them are the ozzies - ponting...gilchrist... strange speak and that is not just about thier accents...

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These is a professional talk. A good sign from an organization.

Anonymous said...

He actually checkd his bat, dumbo... Watch news, n u ll knw

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Stop smelling balls :D

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That he has the ability to feel what the ball feels and therefore felt the edge of the bat as it went past and concluded there was no Vaseline on it; b)

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