01 August 2008

Sehwag's Holy War

The High Priest spat on the face of the heretics.

As he carried his bat, each shot reminded us of the doctrinal principles: no shot that he plays is 'irresponsible'. If they're within the realms of the possible, then they must be played - match situation, pitch and quality of the bowling are not important.

Slap-spit-slap-spit for those who dared to suggest that pulling from above his head and two feet outside off to get caught at square leg was irresponsible. Slap-spit-slap.

And a smack for you Sir Geoffrey.

6 comments:

Naked Cricket said...

Cracker headline, crunchy copy. Tongues will wag, tongues will sehwag.

John said...

Thanks, Gaurav.. And good one!

Straight Point said...

its amazing...when he scores most of time his mates get so carried away that they themselves forget to score...

i have seen him so many time fighting this holy war standing alone...

vmminerva said...

Cracker of a post! "Slap-spit-slap-spit" indeed.

Soulberry said...

Viru...simply Sehwag

John said...

Thanks, Minerva. SP, I think you remember Melbourne and Chennai and the triple recently?