In Pakistan..

Lessons from Shoaib:

In Pakistan cricket, if you get caught doing droogies (of the performance enhancing variety) you are likely to escape with a slap on the wrist, behind a cloud of smoke, but if you talk about your feelings (and not in a Marcus-Tait sort of way) about how cricket is being administered, they will hunt you down, try and prevent you from earning a living, and then who knows - they might even go after your family.